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Maureen Cummings grew up in Upper Darby, Pa and attended Archbishop Prendergast High School, where she collaborated with Beth Heinly on the 3:00 Book project. Due to her outstanding performance in school and her over achievement in extracurricular activities (especially sports such as crew, softball, track, soccer, squash, water polo and flag football) she received a full scholarship to a prestigious Ivy League University where she studied Marine Biology.

Although she received many lucrative job offers, including one observing the masturbation habits of female dolphins, she also received countless marriage propositions from independently wealthy men and married one of them at the age of 22. She now spends most of her time painting her toenails and getting her hair done, while raising three wonderful children, with the help of a Nicaraguan Au Pair. And she still finds time to make videos and draw cartoons once in a while! How DOES she do it!*

*The above is mostly lies (except for the stuff about dolphins** and the 3:00 Book). Maureen is currently unemployed and single. She is terrible at sports and has been awarded the title "Most uncoordinated person I know" by her peers. Especially when she is drinking. She lives in a house in Philadelphia with three other people, a dog and three cats. She does make videos and sometimes cartoons.

**Female dolphins really do masturbate and in fact engage in female-on-female sex play. WOW! Really- GOOGLE IT! Don't feel bad, they "google" each other all the time! For further reading on this topic, go here.

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